If Guy Fieri Drove a Camry (Five of my Favorite Diners)

Hot Rods 50's Diner Exterior front

 

 

I  travel all over the country and try as many kinds of food as I can find.  The one style of eatery I come back to the most often, whether I´m close to home or not, is the classic diner. Diners are all about comfort food.  As someone who takes perhaps too much comfort from food, I can relate to this.

A phrase that you frequently see associated with this type of establishment is ‟homestyle cooking.”  It isn´t really, of course.  If it were truly home style, then you could save ten bucks and eat at home.

‟Homestyle” to me means how you WISH your momma used to make.  (Now my mom is Italian, so that´s a whole different concept of homestyle!)

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With diners, it´s not just about the food, but the atmosphere as well.  A diner is the kind of place where, if you become a regular, it becomes like a second home.  The staff and other regulars become your surrogate family.

Any restaurant can give you good service.  Waitresses all over will call you ‟hon,” or ‟sweetie,” or ‟sugar pie” (You may have to go a little further south for that one).  But when you´re a regular, it´s a different level of comfort.  They know your drink order.  They know your ‟usual.”  If a family member or friend didn´t join you that night, your server will ask about them.  Not only do you know your server´s name, but what he´s studying at school in the fall or what she does at her other job.  When you find yourself carrying on a conversation with a stranger three tables away just because what they ordered looked good.  That´s what being known feels like.

Toni´s Cafe

379 IL-104 Divernon, IL  62530

(217) 414-4272

Daily specials white board

 

The place where I feel known more than any other is Toni´s Cafe.  It´s technically in Divernon, but it´s at the Auburn exit off I-55, so that can be confusing to someone not from around here.  We have been eating here at least twice a month for years.

Back in 2002, we started being fed by the Kasa family back when they were still in business as the Pawnee family restaurant.  We were familiar with the location, as it had previously been the site of Little Vinnie´s Pizza, and something I can´t remember before that (Pawnee Foodies, help me out).

Alit Kasa opened Pawnee Family restaurant in 2002.  After that, it moved to the site of the old Trucker´s Homestead restaurant, their current location, and was rechristened Toni´s Cafe, after Alit´s older son, Jeton.

After a dispute with the landlord, the Kasa´s moved Toni´s to Auburn, walking distance from Low-Rent Foodie Headquarters (YAY!).  However, after a relatively short time at that location, they bought the building they had left, and moved back to the truck stop at Exit 82.

Places like Toni´s are the reason I am known as the ‟Low-Rent” Foodie.  This is very basic diner food done well.  There are some things on their menu that I just can not get enough of.

First, Toni´s is known for their homemade soups.  They serve a different soup each day on a fairly strict schedule with few surprises.  My two favorites are Monday´s bean soup, topped with a shot or two of Tabasco…

bowl of bean soup with a bottle of tabasco
Yes, a bowl. Not a cup.

…and Saturday´s Chicken and Dumpling, shown here with Lasagna.

Lasagna with bowl of Chicken & Dumpling soup and a piece of garlic toast
The service at Toni´s is fast—almost too fast. More often than not, they are bringing out my entree before I have finished my soup and/or salad.

I rotate between several entrees, but my favorite is the Philly Cheese Steak.  As I have mentioned before,  the Philly is one of the benchmarks by which I judge all restaurants.  This is somewhat ironic, as I have never been to Philadelphia, nor have I ever eaten an authentic cheese steak.  But whatever it is they make here in the Midwest and miscall a Philly, that´s what I like.

Toni´s Philly is so big, that it is served open faced.  The fries have to go on a separate plate.

Open-faced Philly Cheese Steak with fries on a separate plate
There´s no picking this sandwich up. Definitely a knife-and-forker.

As is typical with diners, Toni´s serves breakfast all day.  My favorite breakfast is the Omega Skillet.

Omega Skillet with pancakes and Tabasco
Gyros meat grilled with onions and served over hash browns, topped with scrambled eggs and cheese (and a shot of Tabasco, of course!). Side of toast or pancakes included (get the pancakes). $7.39

(LRF Pro Tip: Save room, because you get a soft-serve ice cream cone free after EVERY meal!)

 

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Blue Ribbon Diner

8198 State Route 108 Wauseon, OH  43567

(419)-335-3663

Monte Cristo with fries, a side of maple syrup, and the pickle slices no one eats

 

The Blue Ribbon is our go-to when visiting my in-laws.  Usually, this is the place we all get together right before Mrs. Foodie and I head home.

Family picture around long table at Blue Ribbon Diner Wauseon Ohio
The Ohio Fam.

The Blue Ribbon was formerly known as Cosmo´s, and Smith´s before that.  The name changes, but the faces stay the same, including Deb, who has been a waitress in Wauseon as long as anyone can remember.  Deb´s bantering with my wife´s family in her gravelly voice is one of the highlights of the dining experience.

As for the food, in true diner fashion, the menu is large, so whatever mood you´re in, there is likely something to satisfy your craving.  I keep coming back to their omelets.

Greek Omelet with hashbrowns, pancake on separate plate, and coffee

They are large, and SO full of cheese!  They get the hashbrowns just right too—crispy, but not burned.

 

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Sweet Basil Cafe

4241 Conestoga Dr.  Springfield, IL  62711

(217) 679-2967

https://www.sweetbasilcafes.com/

Breakfast burrito impaled with steak knife

Some diners are known for simplicity.  Others are known for excess, both in selection and portion size.  Sweet Basil (aka Home of the To-Go Box) is one of those.  Places like this may have a few Greek dishes, but the menu is an encyclopedia of about any kind of food imaginable.  We call Sweet Basil, “The Place You Go When You Don´t Know What You Want.”  If you have a family that can´t agree on where to eat, you can come here, and everybody can find something.

I had read that doorstop of a menu online before my first visit, so I had an idea what I wanted.  Loyal readers will know that I am all about the Cajun food,  so I had my sights set on the Jambalaya Omelet.

Sweet Basil describes this as a four-egg omelet with Andouille Sausage, Chicken, Onions, Peppers, a blend of Jack and Cheddar Cheeses and their Spicy Jambalaya Sauce, with a side of toast or pancakes and choice of potato.  It was a Sunday, and our Sabbath ritual is to eat one large meal after church, then chill for the rest of the day.  I was hungry, so I figured I´d get this omelet with the pancakes and American Fries.  I wondered why an omelet cost $14.99.  Then they brought me this.

Gant omelet covered in chicken and andouille jambalaya with a side of American fries and two huge pancakes on a separate plate
There’s even more omelet under the potatoes.

WHAT!?!?!?  OK, those pancakes.  They aren´t deceptively large, yet light and airy like some places.  They are just freakin´ large.  That side would be a meal in itself that would break the casual breakfast customer.

And look at that omelet.  Four eggs you said?  I´d like to see the chicken that laid those!

Elephant Bird egg next to chicken egg for perspective

I ended up having to sacrifice the taters.  Even then, I got THREE meals out of this, and you people have seen me eat!  Crazy.

In subsequent visits, my wife would frequently order a breakfast with ‟two scrambled eggs,” because it´s more like four.  We amuse ourselves by watching the reactions of people eating there for the first time after they have ordered something that we know is going to be big.

I mentioned earlier that Philly Steaks are one of my measuring sticks for any new restaurant that I visit.  For my wife, it is the Breakfast Burger.  This has as many variations as there are places that serve them, but the one thing they all have in common is a fried egg.  If you like your burgers a nice, juicy medium, there´s nothing quite like having in egg yolk run down into all that juice.  Yeah, you´re going to want a few extra napkins with that.

Sweet Basil´s version is called It Might Be a Breakfast Burger.  It comes with the fried egg, and a slice of ham.  Right.  A ‟slice” of ham.  Look at that picture and tell me that´s a ‟slice.”

Cross section of burger with ham steak, bacon, and fried egg

Fortunately, there are some lighter things on the menu that you can finish in one hit.  I have recently become enamored of the flatbreads.

Chicken Pesto Flatbread
Chicken Pesto flatbread, with Chicken, Red Peppers, Spinach, Sun Dried Tomatoes, and Mozzarella Cheese along with the chicken. $12.99.

Oh, and they do have a good selection of Greek dishes as well.  If you can´t decide which one to try, order the Greek Combination Plate and try a little bit of everything.

skillet of Greek potatoes and a platter of Greek food
GREEK COMBINATION PLATE $18.99
Savory Gyros, 3 Dolmades (stuffed grape leaves) topped with Avgolemono (egg lemon) sauce and a pork kabob, roasted potatoes & small Greek salad.

Honestly, this menu is so huge (293 items by my count), there is no way that I could fit everything I like from Sweet Basil into one post.  I expect you´ll be seeing more of them in future installments.

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Spring Garden

1220 W Springfield Rd.  Taylorville, IL  62568

(217) 713-2700

https://www.springgardenrestaurantco.com/

Gyros roll with krinkle cut fries in the foreground

Spring Garden was our traditional place to grab dinner before going to see a movie in Taylorville.  At least it was before the COVID debacle.

I think I just binged the whole Netflix.

Taylorville is the kind of a town, and Spring Garden is the kind of a place where it is common to carry on conversations with strangers at the next table.  Since they do attract their share of elderly customers, we hear a lot of good stories that way.

Spring Garden is another Greek-Style diner.  They belong to the sub-classification of Diners With Tons of Specials.  There are so many specials on any given day that they need their own menu.

So you know I´m going to be trying omelets!  I am happy to report that they pass muster, especially when accompanied by biscuits and gravy.

Meaty omelet with hash browns
The Butcher Shop Omelet with ham, bacon, sausage and jack cheese. $8.99.
AND WOULD YOU LOOK AT THOSE PERFECT HASH BROWNS!

Another dish I enjoy at diners (sadly, Toni´s only serves this in Fall and Winter) is chili mac.

Chili and Cheese on Spaghetti with two triangles of garlic toast
This isn’t on the regular menu, so watch for it as a special.

Yes, I know ‟chili” is usually spelled with two L´s around these parts, but my blog, my rules.

Chili mac really works best with elbow macaroni, or something else small like that.  In the 217, you´ll find it on anything from ziti to spaghetti.  Whatever, man.  Chili + noodles + cheese = awesome.  I´m not particular about what kind of noodle (though I might be particular about what shirt I wear that night).

Spring Garden really pours on the chili.  There was enough left over, that I improvised and made a chili cheese tater with a leftover baked potato that my daughter couldn´t finish.

Leftover chili mac topping a baked potato
Leftovers? BAH!

Their Italian dishes are tasty as well.  If you order the tortellini, expect a LOT of them!

Large plate of tortellini covered in cheese with garlic toast
I´d count them, but I get lost in the cheese.

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Hot Rods 50´s Diner

373 Hannum St.  Alcoa, TN 37701

(865) 984-7171

http://www.hotrods50sdiner.com/

Side of the building at Hot Rods 50's Diner Alcoa, Tennessee

My wife and I are reaching the age where retirement is no longer a conversation we put off till later.  We don´t know exactly when this is going to happen, but we do know where—East Tennessee, by the Great Smoky Mountains.

Smoky Mountains
…happy place…

Every new home needs a home-away-from-home diner.  We snuck out of Illinois during last year´s lockdown and scoped around the area south of Knoxville.  I am thinking that Hot Rods is going to be our place.

Hot Rods is more of a classic, blue plate special kind of a diner.  They have all sorts of Americana classics, like S.O.S. (free to military on Memorial and Veteran´s Day), and open-faced sandwiches, but it appears they are known mostly for burgers and shakes.  I came to that conclusion on account of the fact that there are 85 burgers and 25 kinds of shakes on the menu, not counting specials.

I went with the Beefster, a seven-ounce burger with added roast beef and cheddar.  My dessert was a Pina Colada float, which was on special that night.  Both were quite good.

Burger with roast beef and cheddar. Top bun with lettuce, and a side of cheesy grits.
$12.99. Also available in 11-oz. size for just $2 more.
I do like pina coladas. Getting caught in the rain? Not so much.

 

 

 

 

 

 

So when we retire, if we eat at Hot Rods once a week, then it will take about 4 1/2 years to make it all the way through the menu.  I expect they will still be open then, as they appear to be quite popular.  My photo at the top of this post is my most popular photo on Google of all time, with 1,846,701 views as of September 28, 2021.

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Knowing that I am always seeking out good home cookin´ wherever we travel, and looking at my voluminous photo back catalog, I expect you´ll be seeing more of these diner posts.

What´s your favorite homey, hole-in-the-wall?  Go getcha some and tell me all about it in the comments below!

 

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Here Piggy, Piggy, Piggy (Six Places with Great BBQ)

Sugarfire Smokehouse piggy Olivette Missouri

Regular readers of Low-Rent Foodie have probably figured out by now that I love me some BBQ.  I told you in previous posts about Old South BBQ in the Atlanta area and Smokin’ Dave’s in Estes Park, Colorado, which now has five locations!

Basically, I’ve had way more smoky pig than can be stuffed into a single post.  So today I’m going to highlight six of the places where I have found good BBQ, pork and otherwise.

 Harness Room Eatery—Pawnee, IL

 

Harness Room Eatery pulled pork pancake

 

This place has changed hands a few times.  It has been known as Coal Miner’s Hideaway, The Stable, and probably a few other things that I have forgotten.  It has been a German restaurant, a steakhouse and a BBQ joint.

 

Today, they share a space with the No. 10 Tavern on the Square.  They’re serving up good bar food, burgers, horseshoes, and thankfully, they’ve kept some of the BBQ entries from their previous incarnation.

 

The best thing I have ever had here was a special (pictured above), that REALLY needs to be brought back and put on the regular menu.

 

What you see there on the left is a stack of cornmeal pancakes layered with pulled pork, BBQ sauce and topped with maple syrup.  It was a sweet and smoky textural masterpiece.  The green beans were really good too (never underestimate the importance of good sides!  More on that later.).  Points for presentation on the mini fryer basket of hand-cut fries, but they do get cold faster served this way, so get on ‘em quick!

 

One thing they DO still have on the menu that I am also a fan of is the Tavern Chicken.

 

Hrness Room Eatery Pawnee Illinois Tavern Chicken
Could I have another roll, please?

 

Sugarfire Smoke House—Olivette, MO

 

Sugarfire Smokehouse Olivette Missouri

Sugarfire is originally a St. Louis-area chain that has expanded to 14 locations in five states.  Their Cuban Reuben sandwich was recently named best sandwich at the World Food Championships.  You can read about that here.

 

The Olivette location is the original, and just happened to be the one I picked that day, due to its proximity to Lambert International Airport.

 

One thing I appreciate about this place is that they have locally produced sodas on tap.  I like a Coke or a Mountain Dew as much as the next guy, but where else can you go and pour yourself a Ski?  If you haven’t had any of that citrus-flavored rocket fuel, give it a try if you’re ever in St. Louis or the Metro East area across the river.

 

Expect a line out the door at Sugarfire, but that’s OK, because it moves quickly, and you’ll need a few minutes to make up your mind anyway.

 

Sugarfire Smokehouse Olivette Missouri ribs brisket Ski

I went with a ribs and brisket combo with some mac and cheese and soup.  If you’re ridiculously hungry, or brought somebody along to share with, try The Meat Daddy.  It’s a 4-bone rib, jalapeno cheddar sausage link, a quarter pound EACH of brisket, pulled pork and turkey plus two sides and a soda.  Good luck with that!

 

Brothers BBQ—Pensacola, FL

 

Brothers BBQ Pensacola Florida

 

One of our main destinations for family vacations has become Gulf Shores, Alabama.  We’ll be going back again next month for my parents’ 50th anniversary celebration.  I have mentioned before  that Gulf Shores needs its own post.  Stay tuned.

 

My aunt and uncle are also frequent travelers to the area.  They told me the story about how one time they were out for a drive in the Pensacola area, just across the state line from Alabama, and Uncle Ray was hungry, so he pulled over at a random roadside BBQ joint.  It changed their lives.

 

So last time we went down to the Gulf, we did an outing to the National Naval Aviation Museum in Pensacola.

Naval Aviation Museum Pensacola Florida Blue Angels
Home of the Blue Angels! It was threatening rain that day though, so we didn’t get to see them practice.

After a couple of hours of wandering around the expansive museum looking at all manner of flying objects, we were ready to eat.  On Uncle Ray and Aunt Jan’s recommendation, we sought out Brothers BBQ on Gulf Beach Highway.

 

We thought an appetizer might be in order, and we noticed Fresh Fried Pork Skins for $3.99.  (Hey, if you’re looking for health food, you’re on the wrong site.)  I grew up calling them pork rinds.  South of the border, they’re known as chicharrones.  Some folks just call them “cracklins.”  All I know is my wife and I had had fresh ones once at the Soulard Farmer’s Market in St. Louis, and there’s nothing quite like them.  Especially when they come out like this (turn the sound up)…

 

 

 

The daily special on Tuesdays and Wednesdays is all you can eat pork and chicken, served with baked beans and cole slaw, for $10.99.

Brothers BBQ Pensacola Florida pork chicken

 

I am learning with advancing age that there is no shame in “all you can eat” meaning a single plate.  My son, however, has lived in Mississippi long enough now that he has become immune to the meat sweats, so he got the four-meat combo for $15.99.

Brothers BBQ Pensacola Florida Four-meat combo

 

I regret nothing.  Except the fact that I neglected to buy an extra bottle of their homemade BBQ sauce to take home with me.

 

James’ Home Kitchen—Springfield, IL

 

A place with a name like James’ Home Kitchen sounds like it ought to have good BBQ, and it does, but there’s something else going on here.  This may not be the only Texas BBQ/Asian Fusion restaurant in existence, but it’s the only one I’ve ever seen.

 

By day, Wei-Shin “James” Wang is a Bureau Chief for the Illinois Office of the Inspector General.  But in the evening, he is busy in the kitchen cooking up everything from Tokyo style Panko Fried Fish to Bulgogi Beef to Hibachi Pork Tenderloin.  Oh, and also chicken wings, baby back ribs and brisket.

 

Let’s talk about that brisket.

James Home Kitchen Springfield Illinois Texas Brisket

The brisket is smoked for 10+ hours.  You can tell even from the picture that it is not dry at all, a problem that can plague many a smoky meat.  James serves it up with homemade BBQ sauce, garlic potatoes and steamed broccoli.  Each entree comes with an appetizer of a chicken wing and one of the best crab Rangoon’s I have ever had.

 

Did you know broccoli dipped in BBQ sauce can actually be really good?  It is here, anyway.  Gotta be just the right combination of flavors, of course.  This probably couldn’t be duplicated at home.  Like French dressing on pizza only works at Monical’s.  It can’t be ANY French dressing on ANY pizza, or it would just be gross.  But I digress.

 

James’ Home Kitchen is open from 4:30-9:00 Monday-Saturday.  I recommend getting there early, because the place does fill up.  And because each dish is made to order, wait times can get out of hand later in the evening.

 

Hickory River Smokehouse—Springfield, IL

 

Hickory River is a chain with four locations in Illinois and one in Ohio.  Their ‘cue has won many awards, most recently the Pork Rib-off People’s Choice Award at the Ohio State Fair.  There used to be two locations here in Springfield.  Unfortunately, the one closer to me closed, so I don’t get this as often as I would like.  It’s worth the drive around to the northeast side though.

 

As you know, I usually stick to two-meat combo platters these days, but if you’re really hungry (like I was this day), try a smokehouse combo.

Hickory River Smokehouse Combo Springfield Illinois

This comes with four bones of baby back ribs, two other meats, two sides and cornbread for $18.59.  For a more reasonable appetite, get just one extra meat instead of two for $15.99.

 

One thing I appreciate about any restaurant, but especially a BBQ place, is when they put as much attention into the sides as they do the main dishes.

 

I really hate when a meal has throwaway sides that are just there to take up space on the plate.  Like canned corn or instant mashed potatoes that are still in the shape of the scoop.  Really?  It’s an insult to cuisine as well as the customer eating it (or not).  You may as well just fill up the empty spot on the plate with an inedible garnish or flowers or an origami goose or something.

 

This is never a problem at Hickory River.  ALL the sides are good.  I am partial to the mac and cheese and the BBQ Ranch Beans myself.  Oh, and the cornbread.  If you like sweet cornbread, you have GOT to getcha some of that.

 

I really like their sauce too.  It comes in mild and hot, but be warned—the hot is VERY hot, and that’s coming from a chilehead.  If you do like some spice, but are not a total masochist, ask for it mixed.

 

Mail Pouch Saloon—Swanton, OH

 

Not many folks outside of the Toledo, Ohio area are aware that it is quite the food destination, but it is, actually.  Whenever I go to visit the in-laws, my radar is up for the next interesting place.  I am always bummed though, when I find several places in a city or area that I don’t get to a lot.  What happens is that I either want to go back to a place I liked before, which prevents me from finding new places, or else I’m so busy trying to find new places that I never get back to the ones I know I like.  Oh well, that’s a first-world problem if there ever was one.

 

One place where my wife and I used to like to go was Shuckers, a seafood and pasta restaurant on Airport Highway in Swanton with a distinctive sailboat on top of the building.  Then, when we were visiting for New Year’s in 2017, we drove by and noticed the boat was no longer there, which could only mean that Shuckers was no more.  We were sad, but not for long.

 

As it turned out, the retiring owners of Shuckers had sold it to Jamie Wietrzykowski, who owned the Mail Pouch Saloon in Haskins, Ohio, on the other side of the Maumee River.  Wietrzykowski completely transformed the inside of the place, adding a horseshoe-shaped bar with a clear top, underneath which pictures from Swanton’s history are displayed.  He also added a fully heated patio that frequently features live music and even a magician for the kids once a week.

 

Wietrzykowski kept a few of the seafood favorites from the Shuckers menu, including their fabulous clam chowder, but changed up everything else.  Instead of pasta, the menu now focuses on burgers, chicken, sandwiches, and of course, BBQ.

 

Mail Pouch Saloon Swanton Ohio St. Louis ribs

 

The St. Louis style ribs, pictured above, can be ordered wet or dry, and come with two sides.  I favor the mac and cheese (are you noticing a pattern here?).  A full rack of these would set you back $22.99.

 

If you’re feeling adventurous/foolish, try the Pouch Platter.  Brisket over onion straws, 3 bones of ribs, three BBQ chicken drummies with baked beans, veggie of the day, slaw or salad and grilled asiago bread.

 

OK, like always, I’ve gone and made myself hungry again.  Is 10AM too early for BBQ?  Probably.  Art takes time.  While I’m waiting, I’ll hunt up some more BBQ places to try, because you can never have too much piggy!

 

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Five Places Where the Story is as Good as the Food

McLintock's Steakhouse and Saloon

 

Sometimes when I go out for a bite to eat, I will find myself in a place that has a lot more history than I realized.  Maybe it’s because I am traveling to a new place and had no way of knowing about the restaurant and its history, or maybe it’s somewhere nearby that I just never got around to going to, and then I wonder what took me so long.

Whatever the reason, here are five places I have been recently where the story behind the establishment is at least as compelling as the meal I had there.
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McLintock’s Saloon and Steakhouse—Standard City, IL

UPDATE: This restaurant has closed.

 

McLintock's Saloon and Steakhouse

Quite possibly the most intriguing thing about McLintock’s is how absolutely out in the boonies it is.  It’s just outside of Standard City, which is a “suburb” of Nilwood, which is near Girard, which has a population of 2200.  So we’re talking “go to the middle of nowhere and take a left.”

 

But those who know about it swear it’s worth the drive, and the occasional wrong turn.  And a lot of people know about it, so if you’re wanting a seat is this rustic former seed barn, better call ahead.

 

Some highlights on the menu are the ribeye horseshoe for $12.75 and a 10-ounce bacon-wrapped filet with breaded shrimp for $22.59.  For those who like chicken parts, like my dad, this is the only restaurant I can remember going to where you can get chicken hearts, gizzards, or livers as your main meal.  They serve a full pound of them for $9.99.

 

For those who prefer the more standard chicken parts, I recommend the McLintock Cluck.

McLintock Cluck
Double chicken breast on wild rice smothered in Swiss cheese and sauteed onions. $12.99

 

Dew Chilli Parlor—Springfield, IL

 

Dew Chilli Parlor Springfield IL

OK, let’s establish something right up front.  Yes, it is tripping my linguistic OCD meter that Springfield spells “chilli” with two L’s.  Why do they do that?

Well, I don’t know why it started, but I have a good idea when.  Chilli (I’m going to spell it c-h-i-l-l-i for the sake of this article, then I will never mention it again) has been a big deal in Springfield for well over a century.  Although many prepared chili producers were spelling it that way as early as the 1890’s, the Dew Chilli Parlor officially made it a thing when they opened in 1909.

65 years later, Illinois Governor Dan Walker made a special proclamation to 88-year-old co-founder Joe Bockelmann, declaring “Two-Ls-in-Chilli Day.”

Later in 1993, Illinois State Senator (and eventual mayor of Springfield) Karen Hasara introduced a resolution proclaiming Illinois as the Chilli Capital of the Civilized World and officially recognizing the spelling as CHILLI.

Whatever Karen Napoleon Dynamite

The Dew Chilli Parlor closed its doors in 1995, but was revived in 2013 when Mark Roberts, III purchased the original recipe, which is so secret that it’s said to be split in half and stored in two separate bank vaults!

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The flavor is certainly unique.  It’s rich and smoky, but not spicy or harsh.  The original recipe, re-established by new owners John Leskovisek and Mike Monseur, also does not contain beans, though you can request them.  You can also ask for heavy or light suet (Springfield chilli is known for its grease).  It’s good on tamales…

Dew Chilli Torpedo
The Torpedo. $7.99

…or a hot dog.

Dew Chilli Railsplitter and cheese curds
The Rail Splitter ($5.29) normally comes with cheese sauce also, but my wife decided to go for a side of cheese curds to share instead ($7.99).

A newer menu item is the DeWay, in which you choose a base of spaghetti, mac & cheese, green beans or a baked potato and top it with various combinations of chilli, beans, cheese, etc.

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Whirl-a-Whip—Girard, IL

Whirl-a-Whip Girard IL

It’s springtime here in the 217.  That means Whirl-a-Whip’s open.

One of my favorite things about the weather warming up is eating outside.  And after this 5-month-plus winter we had here, I am more than ready to grab the wife and the puppadog and head down Route 66 (actually IL Route 4 now) to Girard and get some of this deliciousness.

 

Whirl-a-Whip Girard IL
Order to the left, pickup to the right, don’t-know-what-I-want-yet to the middle.

Whirl-a-Whip dates back to 1957.  It closed briefly a few years ago, but has been up and running again since 2013.  As you can guess by the sign, they are known primarily as an ice cream place.  They still use the vintage Whirl-a-Whip ice cream machine that whips each order individually.

They have about 50 flavors of ice cream, but these are a tad unconventional.  For example, when I see the word “chip” in an ice cream flavor, I am thinking of chocolate chips, or whatever flavor of semi-sweet morsel it might happen to be.  “Chip” means something different at Whirl-a-Whip though.  It’s more like crushed up pieces of hard candy.  It’s good if you’re expecting it, but it can make drinking a milkshake a bit of a challenge.

Now most old-timey, home-towny walk-up ice cream places like this are all about the ice cream, and they may have a few food items as well.  That’s not how it is at Whirl-a-Whip.  The food here is better than any fast food you will find in the area, and cheaper than any sit-down restaurant.  The menu is large, and I haven’t found anything on it yet that isn’t awesome.

Regular readers of LRF know that two of my favorite things are Cajun food and horseshoes.  Put those together, and you get this.

Whirl-a-Whip Cajun Ponyshoe Girard IL
Cajun Ponyshoe. $6.50

The Cajun seasoning is excellent, full of flavor, not just heat.  They’ll even sell you a bottle of it!  Their cheese sauce is fantastic too.  Even when I’m not getting a shoe though, I almost always order a side of Cajun fries.

Whirl-a-Whip Philly Cheese Steak
Philly Cheese Steak ($5.75) with cajun fries.
Side note: aside from horseshoes, a Philly Cheese Steak is my go-to for evaluating a new pub or restaurant. I have had many, but the reason I haven’t done a feature on them yet is because I’ve never been to Philadelphia to have a real one. #bucketlist.

Some other favorites of ours at Whirl-a-Whip are the Okie Chicken (with sweet sauce, American and Swiss cheese, grilled onions and bacon) and the deep fried soft tacos.  Everything’s made to order and comes out hot and fresh.

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The Berghoff—Chicago, IL

 

The Berghoff Chicago

Family-owned restaurants are great, but when you can find one that has been in the same family for five generations since 1898?  That’s a treasure.

German immigrant Herman Berghoff had great success selling his beer at the 1893 World’s Fair in Chicago.

Chicago World's Fair White City
Painting of the White City from 1893 Chicago World’s Fair in the dining room of the Berghoff Restaurant.

Five years later, he opened a bar selling beers for a nickel with a free sandwich on the side.  (Man, THOSE were the days!)

In 1919, Prohibition forced many bars out of business, but Herman rolled with the punches.  He produced a “near-beer,” which was legal at less than 0.5% alcohol.  He also introduced a line of soda pops (Berghoff root beer is still quite popular to this day, and for good reason!) and expanded into a full-service German restaurant.

When Prohibition ended, Herman procured the first liquor license issued by the City of Chicago, and the bar was back in business.  It is now a yearly tradition in Chicago that the Berghoff gets the first liquor license.

Berghoff Chicago liquor license
Herman Berghoff in 1933 with the original liquor license.

Not only the management, but some of the staff are also multi-generational, some having worked there for decades.  The multi-generational tradition even extends to my own family.  My mother used to eat there when she got her first job at Montgomery Ward’s downtown back in the Sixties.  And I introduced my daughter, Kimberly, to it when we went to see Hamilton in Chicago last year.

Hamilton CIBC Theatre Chicago
Great seats, eh buddy?

You’ll want to come hungry and take your time at the Berghoff.  Reservations are recommended, but we got in at 5:30 on a Wednesday night with no trouble at all.

Whatever you end up ordering, you’ll want to start with a Bavarian Pretzel.  Just one you ask?  Well, they’re kind of big…

Bavarian Pretzel Berghoff Chicago
Served with beer cheddar cheese, honey mustard and hot mustard for dipping. $8.95

Moving on to the entrees…

Jager Schnitzel Berghoff Chicago
I had the Jager Schnitzel, a pork cutlet with bacon (mmm, pig on pig) and a Jagermeister-infused sauce, served with root veggies and so…much…spaetzle! $20.50
Beef medallions Berghoff Chicago
Kimberly went with the Beef Medallions with a smoked red onion demi-glaze, roasted fingerling potatoes and grilled asparagus. $21.50

Do your best to save room for dessert, or else, get yourself a Berghoff Root Beer float for $5.00.

Black Forest Cake Berghoff Chicago
Black Forest Cake ($6.75) with coffee ($3.00). The root beer is empty because it’s that good.
White Chocolate Mousse Berghoff Chicago
Kimberly had the White Chocolate Mousse. She let me try some. I’m glad, because one, it’s AWESOME, and two, it’s no longer on the menu.

Old South BBQ—Smyrna, GA

 

Old South BBQ Smyrna GA

We found this one when we were moving my middle son, Greg, down to Florida.  That’s too far to drive in one hit from the cornfields of Central Illinois, so we stopped for the night in Atlanta.

Jetson

Old South BBQ is another family-owned and operated establishment (are you noticing a pattern here?).  Jim and Helen Llewallyn converted a single-family home into the restaurant back in 1968.  Jim built the tables and booths himself, and they are still in use today.  Old South is the oldest restaurant in the booming ATL suburb of Smyrna.

One thing I love about a place like this is how even if it’s your first time visiting, the employees have been around so long that there’s a certain comfort level established that makes you feel at home.  And if the southern hospitality doesn’t get you, the food will!

Something I really appreciate about BBQ joints is the Combo Plate.  Decision-making is not my best thing, so it helps me to be able to make one less choice.  Plus, MORE FOOD!  My experience with combo plates in the South though is that you want to limit it to two meats, unless you are superhuman.  With the size of the portions down here, a 3-meat combo would be the death of most Yankees.

Old South BBQ combo plate Smyrna GA
Ribs and pulled pork, hush puppies, Brunswick Stew, garlic bread and hot BBQ sauce. $16.99. Yes, I ate it all. Don’t judge me. It was a long drive.

There are other meats on the menu, but if I get back down to Atlanta, I’d probably order exactly the same meal, because it was perfection.  Even if I didn’t, though, I would definitely get this for dessert.

Butter Pecan Pie Old South BBQ Smyrna GA
Butter Pecan Pie. Don’t remember what it cost. Don’t care. I want another one.

This is one of the best slices of pie I have ever eaten.  Even as good as their smoked piggy is, I would go back to Old South just for this pie.  I think a road trip may be in my future.

Don’t know about you, but I’ve made myself hungry with all this.  So go out and GETCHA SOME!  I’m sure going to.

Bugatchi 

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Eight (or so) of My Favorite Breakfasts

Breakfast Burrito Chatham Cafe

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day.  I’m not sure who “they” are, but they sure say a lot of things, don’t they?

In any case, here at LRF Headquarters, breakfast is usually two cups of coffee.

Low-Rent Foodie Headquarters
Having kids in the food service industry does wonders for your decor.

Lately, I have been favoring Blonde Espresso or Guatemala Huehuetanango from Redbud Coffee.

Now this liquid breakfast may be enough to jump start a workday, or get me through third service at church, but at some point, some actual food needs to enter the equation.  For this reason, I am a big fan of Sunday brunch.

So when exactly does breakfast end and brunch begin?  I don’t know that it matters, really.  I’ve seen brunch start as early as 10AM and breakfast served all day.  I’m not as concerned with when it’s served as much as who’s serving it.

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A favorite here in Springfield, IL is D’Arcy’s Pint.  They are known far and wide for their specialty horseshoes, and their long lines if you don’t time your arrival just right.  For the longest time, they weren’t open on Sunday either, but then they started serving brunch.

Combine brunch with specialty horseshoes, and you get the Irish Breakfast Shoe.

Darcy's Pint Springfield IL

This non-menu item was most noteworthy to me for having two kinds of bacon—American and Irish Rashers (which taste a lot like Canadian bacon, if you’ve never had them).

Canadian bacon is an ingredient in one of my favorite breakfast/brunch items, Eggs Benedict.  A traditional Benedict is two poached eggs and Canadian bacon served on an English muffin topped with Hollandaise Sauce.  This is tasty enough, but why stop at traditional?

The Yankee Clipper Diner in Beacon, New York, serves up five different kinds of Benedicts.  My favorite there is the Copenhagen Benedict.

Yankee Clipper Beacon New York
The Copenhagen Benedict substitutes corned beef hash for the Canadian bacon.

My daughter’s favorite at the Yankee Clipper is the Nutella Banana French Toast.

Yankee Clipper Beacon New York
Because Nutella!

I would say, though, that my favorite variation of Eggs Benedict is the Crab Cake Benedict.  Crab cakes are awesome on their own, but get that poached egg yolk running through them with the lemony tang of a good hollandaise, and that’s some next-level breakfast right there.  The first time I ever had this was at Ann Sather’s in Chicago.  A Crab Cake Benedict plus a cinnamon roll the size of your face makes for great fuel before a day game at Wrigley Field.

Another great variation of Crab Cake Benedict is served up at Kitty’s Kafe in Gulf Shores, Alabama.

Kitty's Kafe Gulf Shores Alabama
$8.99 for 1 egg, $11.99 for 2. With some cheesy grits on the side, because Alabama.

There are so many awesome places to eat in Gulf Shores, that’s going to have to be its own post.

As it turns out though, I don’t have to go to the beach or Wrigleyville for my Crab Cake Benedict fix.  They have them right up the road at the Chatham Cafe, which is getting to be one of my favorite places to go for breakfast.  Since it’s easy walking distance from where I drop my car off to get it worked on, I have had occasion to try several of their offerings while I wait.  I’ve already mentioned the breakfast horseshoes.  My new go-to is the Breakfast Burrito, pictured at the top of this post.  Two eggs, chorizo (not too salty or greasy), onions, peppers and cheddar cheese wrapped up and served with hash browns for $8.29.

While we’re on the subject of local diners, I would be remiss if I didn’t mention the Sunrise Cafe on South 2nd Street in Springfield.

Sunrise Cafe Springfield Illinois

 

One of my happiest days was when the indoor smoking ban was enacted in Illinois.  Before that, you couldn’t walk three steps into the Sunrise without dying from smoke inhalation.  I am so grateful that this is no longer the case.

The Sunrise is known for arguably the best cheeseburgers in Springfield, but their breakfast is no slouch either.  My favorite is the Sunrise Country Breakfast, which is two eggs, a 6-ounce smoked pork chop, potatoes and biscuit & gravy for $7.25.

Sunrise Cafe Springfield Illinois
$8.50 if you add a chop.  I added a chop. Some pretty tasty pancackes too!

 

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Eating out for breakfast is a family tradition for long road trips.  We’ll leave stupid early, get down the road a ways, and then find a place to eat.  Our one rule is that we never eat anywhere that we have at home.  And my personal, unofficial rule is to avoid nasty hotel food whenever possible.

One year ago this week, we moved my middle son down to Florida.  We had a great breakfast going down, and another coming back.

A fantastic diner with tasty food, friendly service and great prices as well is the Cozy Table in Benton, Illinois, just off I-57.  This is the Country Omelet.

Cozy Table Benton Illinois

It is FOUR eggs and sausage with hash browns and a half order of B&G for only $6.19!

For an off the charts brunch experience, though, I recommend Oy!  In Atlanta, Georgia.

 

Oy Atlanta Georgia

Walk through the front doors and be overcome by a tangible wave of bacon aroma (apparently, despite the Yiddish-sounding name, it’s not a kosher restaurant).

“OY” stands for “Overindulgent Yumminess,” but it’s also what you’ll say as you waddle out after stuffing yourself with their decadent Challah French Toast Casserole, smothered with syrup and caramel sauce.  Or the Challah Egg and Cheese Soufflé.

Challah Egg and Cheese Souffle Oy Atlanta
$8.99 for small, or $12.99 for regular, pictured here.  Small is enough.  Regular is suicide.

Their Monster Pancakes are 14 inches across (the size of a large pizza, if you’re keeping track).  They come in six different flavors, plus the Pancake of the Day.  For $10.99, you can even get one of these stuffed with bacon.

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Going out for breakfast is great, but sometimes, I just want to sit at my own dining room table with my family and have breakfast for dinner.

 

Breakfast for dinner at home

Hungry now?  I hope so.  So go GETCHA SOME!

 
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LRF Rocks the Rockies: Part 5–Trail Ridge Road

12000 feet Trail Ridge Road Rocky Mountain National Park

OK, so all this talk about driving and dining in the Rockies, and I haven’t even mentioned Rocky Mountain National Park yet.  Estes Park, as I mentioned, is the eastern gate to the RMNP.  The western gate is at Grand Lake.  Between those two towns is 48 miles of twisty, winding heaven on earth known as the Trail Ridge Road.  If you are in the area in the summertime, or early fall (to about mid-October), you MUST take this drive.

The Trail Ridge Road is the highest continuous highway in America, peaking out at 12,183 feet in elevation, a good 200 meters above the tree line.  The drive takes about three hours, and you WILL want to stop and take some pictures.

Or, if you’re REALLY adventurous, around July 1, the Old Fall River Road opens up.  This was the first motor route into the park, before there was a Trail Ridge Road.

The Old Fall River Road is 11 miles of switchbacks and steep climbs, on a one-lane dirt track, with no guardrails.  Kind of looks like this.

Old Fall River Road Rocky Mountain National Park
You REALLY don’t want to be in a hurry on this road. For several reasons.

Also, it’s a one-way road up to Fall River Pass at 11,796 feet.  So once you start, there’s no chickening out and going back.  You are committed to finishing this journey.  (On the bright side, there’s no oncoming traffic.)

Now let’s be real here.  Some of us are afraid of heights.  Some of us, to be more specific, are afraid of falling from them.  To some of us, the mere thought of taking either of these drives is panic-inducing.  Let me give you a couple of tips to help you rest easy:

 

  1. Obey ALL posted speed limits. Down here in the flatlands, speed limit signs are frequently viewed as suggestions.  65 means 72, 70 means 78, etc.  In mountain driving, speed limits are literal.  40 means 40.  20 means 20.  On the Old Fall River Road, 15 means 15.  All the way up.  If you stay within the posted limits, you will be fine.  I promise.
  2. Don’t be a dumb@$$. I suppose this is a good tip in any area of life, but particularly in mountain driving.  Don’t try to drive an RV, or church van, or heavy-duty extended cab pick-em-up truck up the Old Fall River Road.  There’s nowhere to turn around, and precious few places to do a three-point turn.  Don’t coast on a downslope of Trail Ridge Road to see how fast you can go without touching the gas pedal.  Don’t take pictures of the elk herd while your car is still in motion.  And for #@&*’$ sake DON’T TEXT!  There’s no cell signal up there anyway.

 

If you follow these two simple guides, you will be treated to sights you just won’t see anywhere else.  Sights like this:

Yellow Bellied marmot Old Fall River Road Rocky Mountain National Park
Yellow-bellied marmots are usually found at elevations of near 10,000 feet. The Old Fall River Road had just opened for the season when we took this pic, so this little guy hadn’t seen a car for a long time. It didn’t occur to him to get out of the way.
Chasm Falls Old Fall River Road Rocky Mountain National Park
Chasm Falls. This is just off the road. The thing about waterfall shots in Colorado is that if you walk just 10 more steps down the path, you get a completely different view. Every time.
Avalanche debris Old Fall River Road Rocky Mountain National Park
Avalanches are certainly still a thing up here. This one must have been a doozy!
Estes Park from Old Fall River Road Rocky Mountain National Park
If you look closely, you can see Estes Park WAY down there!

The Old Fall River Road ends at the back door to the Alpine Visitor Center on the aforementioned Trail Ridge Road.

Alpine Visitor Center from Old Fall River Road Rocky Mountain National Park
Almost there!

At that point, you will probably want to unpeel your white knuckles from the steering wheel and chill for a bit.  I recommend that, as there is quite a bit to see at this visitor’s center which, as you might have guessed, is the highest in the nation.  Then, you can take the Trail Ridge Road the rest of the way down to Grand Lake.  (Bonus about mountain driving in a hybrid—you use virtually NO gas on the way down.  We maxed out the mileage meter at least three times on this trip).

Mountain Mileage in Toyota Camry Hybrid
Gas? What gas?

Another pro tip: start this trip early on a Saturday morning.  First of all, you’ll miss the early-afternoon showers that are common in the mountains, which will greatly enhance your high-elevation views.  Also, you’ll arrive in Grand Lake just in time for the brunch buffet at the Fat Cat Cafe!

Fat Cat Cafe Grand Lake Colorado
Food and cats. What’s not to like?

First of all Grand Lake is NOTHING like Estes Park.  Where Estes Park is tourist central, Grand Lake still looks like part of the old west.  It does still draw a bit of a crowd though, so you may have to wait a bit for a table at the Fat Cat Cafe.  No problem though—just help yourself to some coffee and a cinnamon roll while you wait outside on the boardwalk.

Grand Lake Colorado

Miss Sally serves up a hearty brunch with all kinds of egg, sausage and potato dishes, as well as a plethora of fresh baked goods (save room for pie, because . . . you know . . . you need pie).

My favorite item of this meal was the huevos rancheros.  Apparently, this is how they’re supposed to be.  If you order huevos rancheros here in Illinois, you’ll typically get some scrambled eggs with some chorizo, maybe some green peppers, and salsa and sour cream on the side.

Oh, no no no.  This was SO much better.

The huevos rancheros at the Fat Cat Cafe was more like a lasagna, with layers of egg, chorizo, fried potato, corn tortillas and cheese, baked like a casserole, and covered in, you guessed it, green chili.  I think I had three helpings just of that.

So if you find yourself vacationing in Estes Park (hopefully not on the 4th of July—DANG but it’s crowded on the 4th!), suck up your acrophobia, take the drive to Grand Lake and GETCHA SOME!

But be careful with that green chili.  Seriously.

 

LRF Rocks the Rockies: Part 4–Fort Collins

Alcohol may not be the answer

 

I have mentioned the Peak to Peak Scenic Byway in a previous post.  Here is another day trip from Estes Park that I recommend.  Come back down through the Big Thompson Canyon and hang a left on Rt. 287 in Loveland to get to the college town of Fort Collins.

If you love your craft beer (and boy do I), this is the place to go.  Rocky Mountain snowmelt into the Cache la Poudre River provides the main ingredient for the product of 20-odd craft breweries.  Some you may have heard of, such as New Belgium Brewing Co. (home of Fat Tire, among others), some you may not, like Funkwerks, Black Bottle and Horse & Dragon.

Since many of these breweries are within walking (or staggering) distance of each other, you might want to consider a brewery tour.  I would recommend a guided tour though, unless you’re REALLY good with directions.  I am convinced that whoever laid out Old Town had been on a few too many brewery tours himself.  I like to think I’m handy with a map, but DANG!  At least if you get yourself lost (not that this happened to me, except that it . . . might . . . have . . . happened to me), it’s a gorgeous town to get lost in.

 

Old Town Fort Collins Colorado
Kids playing in the street fountain in Old Town.

Flowers and brightly painted murals everywhere you look.

Alley Fort Collins Colorado
Every shortcut alley we took to get back to our car looked at LEAST this nice. Oh yes, and bikes everywhere. It amazed me how many people we saw on bikes in the mountains when people in Illinois will drive around the corner.

Plus, there are random, artistically-enhanced pianos scattered all over town that you can just sit down and play.  (The more breweries you’ve hit, the better you sound!)

Fort Collins Colorado street piano
These must be a bear to keep in tune. Of course, it is a LOT dryer in Colorado.

But if you’d rather take a brewery tour without the frustration of getting misdirected, might I suggest Beau Jo’s Colorado Style Pizza?  Beau Jo’s is a Colorado chain with half a dozen locations that is famous for Mountain Pies.  Which look like this.

Beau Jo's Mountain Pie Fort Collins Colorado
(Front) Skier Mike’s, which is canadian bacon, chicken and green peppers on honey white crust. (Rear) Hamburger and Pepperoni on honey wheat crust. Both $12.50.

These are smalls.  They only weigh ONE pound.  An extra-large is FIVE pounds.  You’d need a whole vanload of Low-Rent Foodies to tackle one of those bad boys.

Beau Jo’s pizza also comes in a Prairie Pie size crust, but what fun is that?  Go big or go back to the cabin.  The crust comes in honey white or honey wheat.  (Note for the non-gluten folk—almost everything on the menu can be made gluten free for an additional charge).  I recommend the honey wheat, which is delicious in its own right, but dip it in the honey that they keep on the table, and you’ll wonder why more pizza places don’t do this.

There are a mind-boggling number of choices for customizing your pizza.  Beau Jo’s offers 11 different sauces, 15 meats, 18 vegetables and 10 different types of cheese to top your mountain pie.  There are also three tiers of specialty pizzas, such as the Sky Hawk (pepperoni, Hatch green chiles, mozzarella and feta cheese); the Cajun (andouille sausage, pepperoni, onions, jalapenos, cheddar and provolone cheeses); and the Motherlode (salami, pepperoni, meatballs, bacon, Italian sausage, ham and mozzarella), to name just a few.  (Note: the meatballs are NOT gluten-free.)

And of course, you have to have something to wash it down with, right?  Did I mention that Fort Collins has a few beers?

Beers at Beau Jo's Fort Collins Colorado
Thirsty?

I love it when places with a large beer selection offer “flights” (those samplers with small glasses of several different kinds of beers).  This way, you can try several different beers without getting too hammered to find your way home (or getting stuck with a whole pint of something you don’t like).  At Beau Jo’s, you can go first class, or coach.  Here’s a coach:

Coach Flight Beau Jo's Pizza Fort Collins Colorado
Clockwise from front (I think): New Belgium Citradelic, WeldWerks Hefeweizen, Odell 90 Shilling, Black Bottle Tropical Depression, Sam Adams Summer Ale

There are still a lot of Fort Collins beers that I haven’t tried yet, but my favorite so far is the Sad Panda Coffee Stout from Horse & Dragon Brewing Co.  I don’t know why the panda is sad, but it made me happy!

So if you find yourself in Fort Collins (or Evergreen, Idaho Springs, Arvada, Steamboat Springs or Longmont), GETCHA SOME! (Before you do that, though, click on the pic below for a special deal on a gift card!)

 

LRF Rocks the Rockies: Part 3–More Estes Park

Baldpate Inn Estes Park Colorado

 

Usually you don’t put “light” and “buffet” in the same sentence, but that is what you get at the Baldpate Inn on Fish Creek Road south of Estes Park.

 

Baldpate Inn entrance
Baldpate Inn entrance, with view of Estes Park down in the valley.

The Baldpate is a historic B&B/restaurant that sits about 9000 feet up the side of Twin Sisters Mountain.  The inn was named after the mystery novel “Seven Keys to Baldpate,” in which each of seven visitors thinks he or she has the only key to the inn.  I haven’t read that book, but apparently, down through the years, a tradition has developed where visitors will bring a key when they stay at the Baldpate.  As a result, the inn now boasts a collection of over 20,000 keys, which they keep on display in, where else, the Key Room.

They are also known locally for their soup and salad buffet.  The salad bar is actually an old bathtub.

Baldpate Inn Salad Bar
Clean eating indeed!

Soup and salad doesn’t sound like a lot of food, especially at $16.50 a head, but between the choice of two hearty soups (we had chicken noodle and an EXCELLENT buffalo stew), fresh desserts and LOTS of homemade bread, you’ll get plenty.

When you’re finished eating, take your time to stroll around the grounds or lounge on the porch.  If you go over by the hummingbird feeders, you’ll be treated to one of my favorite sounds in Colorado (second only to waterfalls).  Where I come from, hummingbirds buzz like giant bugs and make me nervous.  Here in Colorado, they whistle.  Give a listen to this:

That’s the sound I woke up to every morning on the deck of our cabin on the Big Thompson River.

Need a warmup for the mountain hiking you’re going to do later?  How about a little street hiking in downtown Estes Park?  Many of the shops along the south side of Elkhorn Ave. are also accessible from the rear along the Riverwalk, which is essentially one long park stretching about a half mile from the Visitor’s Center to George Hix Riverside Plaza, where the Fall River meets the Big Thompson.

If you like ice cream, there’s somewhere to get it roughly every 200 yards in any direction in Estes Park.  Another fun place for refreshment is Rocket Fizz, a shop that specializes in unusual and retro sodas.  Grab one out of the cooler and enjoy it at a table out back along the riverfront.

Rocket Fizz Estes Park Colorado
A Black Cherry for the wife, and I’m going full Harry Potter with a Flying Cauldron Butterbeer.

If you find yourself still puttering around downtown when dinnertime rolls around, check out the Grubsteak.

 

The Grubsteak Estes Park Colorado
Betcha they got some MEAT up in here!

This pub is known for burgers, some of which trend to the unusual side.  Elk burgers aren’t that weird, considering you are in the Rockies, which are teeming with elk.  But have you ever tried a yak burger?  If not, you need to.  A slightly milder flavor than beef, but SO juicy!

 

Elk Burger Grubsteak Estes Park
Cheddar BBQ Bacon Elk Burger. $15.75
Yak Burger Grubsteak Estes Park
Cowboy Yakburger with bacon and a roasted Anaheim Chile. ($16.25) Paired with a Stinger Honey Wheat from Estes Park Brewery ($6.00)

If you’re wanting to get away from the tourist-packed downtown area, another place I recommend is Sweet Basilico for Italian.

 

Seafood Alfredo Sweet Basilico Estes Park
Seafood Alfredo with jumbo shrimp, bay shrimp, scallops and crab. $22
Shrimp Diavolo Sweet Basilico Estes Park
Shrimp Diavolo, with scallops and LOTS of red peppers. $20

Or if you’re in the mood for some BBQ, try Smokin Dave’s.

 

Smokin Dave's BBQ and Taphouse Estes Park Colorado
Dave’s Double Platter ($16.95) with brisket and ribs, accompanied by red beans & rice, smashed potatoes and a Rock Cut Pils ($6). There may or may not have also been a bowl of green chili involved.

They have two locations.  We ate at the one on Estes Park Golf Course, which has an awesome view of Long’s Peak.

 

Longs Peak Rocky Mountain National Park
Longs Peak (elev. 14,259) from the Estes Park Golf Course.

I also recommend the roasted chicken, pulled pork and green beans at Smokin Dave’s.  So go getcha some, and then come back for Parts 4 and 5, where we’ll talk about some day trips.

 

 

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